In the seemingly endless wait for Hurricane Dorian to reach Florida, I, like many of you, have seen far too many hurricane memes to count.
Because I know you have more important things to do (unlike me, apparently), I analyzed said memes and picked my five faves. The only qualifications for being included on this list is they had to be SPECIFIC to Hurricane Dorian and had to make me chuckle.
Believe it or not, I haven’t touched my hurricane food provisions yet. I’ve got too many Stouffer’s French Bread Pizzas to eat before the power goes out.
For you non-sports fans, this is Peyton Manning. He used to play football. He has a giant head.
It’s funny. Because it’s true.
I hate the song “Cha Cha Slide,” but this is perfection: “Everybody crap yo pants…” 😂😂😂😂
Annoying commercial. Excellent meme fodder.
If you don’t get it, ask your friend J-Qwellin or Dee-Nice. Otherwise you’re just being just insubordinate and churlish …
Jacksonville’s own Lane Pittman IS Florida Man. Too bad he doesn’t make a dime off of the endless supply of memes of him.
He is, however, using his social media fame to raise money for hurricane victims. Follow him on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram.
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